when a school bus passes with people from another school
White people tryna use AAVE be like:
YAAAASS Sally Lou Listerine, we are literally about to get crunk and turn up at Starbucks with these on point Pumkpin Spice Lattes, because we ain’t no basic thots…OR NAH. Stay TRILL!
Not being able to kiss someone you really rEALLY REALLY wanna kiss is kinda sad and very dumb.
Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first.
doctor: you have to run more you’re incredibly out of shape
me: but doc i definitely run…..a blog haha
doctor: you’re going to die
I text back embarrassingly fast
or three hours later
there is no in between